Make Windows Vista More Faster

Microsoft has published tips on how to make vista run faster and in a nutshell, the tips are:

• Run fewer programs (though they have to repeat it SIX times)


• Defragment your hard drive (welcome to 1990)


• Turn off visual effects (isn't that what the whole point of vista is?)


• Restart your computer regularly


• Buy more memory

And if none of that works....

• Buy a new computer!

How, exactly, is this advice different than the advice they gave for Windows 3.1, Windows 95, Windows NT, Windows 2000, Windows ME, Windows XP.... ?

Of course, I write this on a computer that was last rebooted 5 days ago while connected to a computer that was last rebooted 300 days ago, but I guess that's because I'm not using windows.